Multiple families will be contributing, lots of outdoor gear! Want to get the best selection? Show up at 10am. There will be absurd amounts of things to choose from, all at ridiculously low prices. One block south of 161 and Cleveland Avenue. It's a moving sale, garage sale, outdoor stuff swap meet, and kayak fest. If you've been thinking about getting a kayak, get here early. They will be gone very quickly. The Ohio River Rat Society, a Columbus area kayak meetup group, will be showing off their kayaking addiction and offloading some extra kayak equipment. This family (ONLY) will be selling everything half off after 3pm and FREE after 4pm. Kitchen Aid Mixer--rarely used, your sweet tooth will thank you Very Large Rubber Duck--everyone needs one, including you. Furniture: Chairs, couch, tables Decorative globe--black wire Yakima 2 bike hitch rack--get your butt on your bike this year Hundreds of pieces of Dr. Seuss memorabilia including stuffed animals, cookie jars (6), toys, games, fish tank, mugs, dishes, posters, The Grinch, christmas ornaments. If you like Dr. Seuss, bring lots of money because we have loads of it. By loads I mean heaping craptons. Pampered Chef stoneware--unused. Yippee. Bicycle gear, random and assorted. Cheap. You'll love it. Camping gear: water cooler, air mattress, 20 degree down sleeping bag, portable gas grill Fondue pots x 2, mason jars, kitchen gadgets, lunch box and lunch bag, complete dish sets, glasses, mugs, plasticware and disposables, plastic picnic plates, travel mugs. Gardening: push mower (runs well), weed eater, rakes, shovels, vermiculite, peat, manure bag, pots, seed starting goods, hanging pots. I emptied out my greenhouse and you win! Vintage bathroom vanity and basin. It looks like roses threw up on it. Vintage yellow velvet couch--seriously cool retro, light yellow with brown wood trim. Bar stools--one is super ugly, the other is kind of retro cool. Kate Spade purse, esprit purse, Dr. Seuss converse all star shoes, navy scrubs plus size, random assorted clothes that you need to take home with you. Tons of books, DVDs and CDs, cheap. Some are great, some are good and some just need to go away. Board games--lots to choose from, they even have all of their pieces, fancy that. Diamond disc player and 20 diamond discs... take them all and Thomas Edison will thank you. Patio table, also being used to display all this stuff we are selling. Lamps, stainless steel and one vintage hand painted purple and green fancy pants glass thing that defies description. Concrete bird bath... it could be yours, you know you want it. Paint, cleaning supplies, mouse traps, random garage stuff, car wash supplies--we can't take chemicals with us in the moving truck, so what we have must go! Surely you've always wanted someone else's 90% full bottle of Armor All? Fleur de Lis silver metal tabletop--Pottery barn--very cool. Plunger--you really do need one of these. This one is mostly clean. Ok, totally clean. It's really clean. I wouldn't eat off of it or anything, but it's pretty darn clean. Rakes--I hate raking, so why do we have like 6 of these torture devices? Shovels--just one. See rakes above. Gardening fencing--you know, the short kind to keep bunnies from eating the carrots you always say you are going to grow but then you never actually grow them and then you feel guilty every time you buy them and well, just stop that vicious cycle and have a garden this year. We are also selling carrot seeds. Vintage lamp--see above. It's kind of ugly, but it's kind of valuable, so surely someone will want it. Rubbermaid closet organizing system--to organize all the stuff you buy from us. Vintage 50 Caliber ammo can--for all the 50 caliber ammo you have laying around. Or other stuff. OTHER FAMILIES WILL ALSO HAVE THE FOLLOWING: kayaks and kayak gear--show up Saturday at 10am for the best selection. What selection? I don't know. What price? I don't know. Know why? They aren't my freaking kayaks, that's why. Don't email me and ask, they still will not be my kayaks and I still won't know what kind or how much. camping gear fishing gear Random fun stuff--what kind of fun stuff? I don't know. See above where I talk about how it isn't my stuff and I don't know prices. FAQ: Can I show up at 8am and get an early peek? Q: Sure, if you like sitting in your car for 2 hours. A: Ring the doorbell and the prices will double for you and only you. Q: How much are the kayaks and what kind are you selling? A: See above. Again. Q: Can I use your bathroom? A: Yes, if you are 6 or under. Q: How much does _____ cost? A: I don't know. I procrastinate, so I haven't priced anything yet, especially the crap (kayaks) that do not belong to me. I will say this though, I'm thoroughly sick of packing my worldly goods so if I have to choose between selling something cheap and packing that crap up for a moving truck, you can bet your Dr. Seuss Converse All Stars that I'm selling it at a reasonable, please take this away, make it go away, nearly free kind of price. Q: Are you a professional writer? A: I have written a book and people actually paid money for it, but it was about stuff that isn't funny. Q: How much are the kayaks? A: I think I hate you.