Everything Must Go $1.00 Sale

GARAGE SALE: Operation Empty Nest

My garage accidentally joined a hoarder support group. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is selling it all for $1.

When: Saturday, June 13, 2026 — 7am till noon-ish
Or until I can finally park in here without playing Tetris

Where: 6434 Plantation Rd, Roanoke, VA 24019

The Inventory Clearance Protocol:

• Inside the garage: $1.00 adoption fee — each item needs a new home and emotional support

• Outside the garage: Already priced to move, now HALF OFF. It’s like a coupon, but lazier

• BYOB: Bring Your Own Boxes/Bags. My stuff is moving out, not packing itself

• Payment: $1 bills preferred. They stack nicely and don’t ask “do you really need three waffle makers?”

Anything still loitering at noon gets a free ride to Goodwill. Tell your friends, their friends, and that one neighbor who has a trailer.

Mission Status: Garage must be empty. Failure is not an option, but donating is.

Enter Driveway on Plantation Rd and drive to back of the house and park only in the grass. When you have finished filling your car, truck, trailer, and little red wagon you can proceed to exit onto Elden Ave which is the side street to our home.