🎄🎅 Our Final, Official, Absolutely-Positively Goob Christmas Yard Sale! 🎅🎄

What's a GOOB? Are those goofy-looking creatures in the picture GOOBs? Are they housebroken? Do they bite? Can you walk one on a leash? Will they fetch your slippers—or chew 'em up and pee on your carpet? 🥴
GIZZ! ENOUGH STUPIDITY! GET ON WITH IT!
OKAY! OKAY! GOOB means Going Out Of Business, and this is our FINAL Christmas Yard Sale! Mrs. Claus has had ENOUGH of tripping over Christmas trees, ornaments, decorations, gifts, and all the other crap Santa's accumulated over the past few hundred years! She's ordered him to clean house before New Year's Day or move into the barn with those stinkin' reindeer! Personally, I'd take the barn. At least the reindeer don't nag! 😂
We've got Christmas trees, ornaments, decorations, gifts, and LOTS of other goodies, all CLEAN and in EXCELLENT or NEW condition at prices that'll make you wonder if Santa's been hittin' the eggnog! RESELLERS WELCOME! Inventory changes constantly, so the pictures show what might still be here. If somebody beats you to it, IT'S GONE! (Funny how that works, isn't it?) 🥴
PLEASE HELP MAKE THIS OUR LAST GOOB SALE! We REALLY mean it this time! Besides, Jin and I have a New Year's Day pork-and-sauerkraut tradition to enjoy, and Mrs. Claus says Santa isn't getting a single bite until this stuff is GONE! So come grab some bargains and save Santa's marriage! 😂
THIS IS OUR FINAL SALE FOREVER! We're absolutely, positively, almost, reasonably certain. And just think—you'll never have to suffer through another one of my ridiculous ads again!
You're welcome. 🤣🎄
This sale, held on Friday, 11/20/26 and Saturday, 11/21 from 9:00 AM until 12:00PM, is a “rain or shine or SNOW” event since most of the merchandise will be in our “big building”. Our address is 18040 Ridge Meadow Road, Stewartstown, PA 17363.
Items for sale include but are not limited to:
• Nativity scenes
• CHRISTMAS lights from $1.00 to $3.00 per string
• Animated Christmas display items
• Knick-knacks, table top display items, snowmen, Santas, angels, and tree decorations
• Garland and wreaths (both with and without lights)
• Christmas glassware
• Light-up houses, non-lit houses, accessories for villages (people, lamp posts, street signs, etc.)
• Tree skirts, Christmas stockings, table cloths
• Christmas: gift bags, ribbons/bows, candles
• Tons of ornaments, most from 25¢ to $1.00
DATE: 11/20-11/21/26
TIME: 9:00AM-12:00PM
LOCATION:18040 Ridge Meadow Road, Stewartstown PA 17363