Ryan's Final Eviction: The Free Stuff Edition.

🚨 RYAN MOVED. HIS STUFF STILL REFUSES TO LEAVE. 🚨

🎸 THE 80s GARAGE SALE IS OVER... BUT APPARENTLY THE STUFF DIDN'T GET THE MEMO.

We had an AMAZING turnout last weekend! You guys showed up, laughed at our ridiculous signs, danced to the 80s music, spun the Wheel of Misfortune, ate our snacks, and helped us clear out a TON of stuff.

BUT THERE'S STILL MORE. SO WE'RE DOING SOMETHING DRASTIC.

💥 EVERYTHING IN THE FREE PICKUP AREA IS NOW $0.00. 💥

That's right. FREE. As in take it. Adopt it. Give it a loving home. Or at least get it out of Ryan's house. 😂

📅 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13
⏰ 12 PM– 6 PM
📍 4989 162nd Ave N, Clearwater, FL 33760

🎁 WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS?

Household items, kitchen stuff, clothing, decor, garage stuff, storage units, shelves, moving supplies, miscellaneous treasures, and plenty of things Ryan apparently believed were essential to his survival.

Some of it is useful. Some of it is random. Some of it raises serious questions about Ryan's shopping habits.

😂 THE RULES OF THE FINAL EVICTION:

✅ First come, first served

✅ Bring your own bags, boxes (but we have lots as well), and muscles

❌ No holds or deliveries

❌ No need to ask if it's available — if it's in the designated FREE area when you arrive, it's yours!

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY MOVED FROM "EVERYTHING MUST GO" TO "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE 80s, TAKE THIS STUFF."

Share this with your bargain-loving friends, neighbors, college students, new homeowners, and anyone who enjoys the thrill of getting something for absolutely nothing.

🎸 RYAN WANTS HIS HOUSE BACK. HELP MAKE HIS DREAMS COME TRUE. 😂

Available items are limited to what's in the designated free pickup area, while supplies last.