Santa’S In Deep Reindeer Doo-Doo!!! 🎅😂Garage Sale

Well, folks, Mrs. Claus has FINALLY had ENOUGH! She's sick of tripping over Christmas trees, decorations, toys, and all the other crap Santa's been hoarding for centuries! She's given the jolly old fat guy an ultimatum: GET RID OF THE CRAP, OR NEXT YEAR YOU'RE LIVING WITH THE ELVES IN THE WORKSHOP OR THE REINDEER IN THE BARN! Personally, I'd pick the workshop. At least MOST of the elves are housebroken. (Not too sure about that little guy in the green tights!) 😂
SOOOO…to save Santa's marriage (and spare Rudolph a 300-pound roommate), we're having a HUGE CHRISTMAS YARD SALE! Trees, ornaments, decorations, gifts, and tons of other goodies at prices that'll make you think Santa's been hittin' the eggnog! Everything is CLEAN and in EXCELLENT or NEW condition! And NO, the reindeer aren't for sale. Ever try cleaning up after one of those critters? 💩
COME ON OUT AND HELP SAVE CHRISTMAS! Bring your friends, neighbors, mother-in-law (especially if you need her outta the house!), and anybody who loves a bargain! INVENTORY CHANGES CONSTANTLY, SO GRAB IT WHEN YOU SEE IT! Once it's gone, it's GONE! And if you don't show up, don't blame ME when Santa checks his Naughty/Nice List. I hear he's running low on coal…but the reindeer have plenty of substitutes! 💩😂
RAIN, SHINE, OR SNOW—SANTA’S GOTTA GO! 🎄🎅
Items for sale include but are not limited to:
• CHRISTMAS lights from $1.00 to $3.00 per string
• Animated Christmas display items
• Knick-knacks, table top display items, snowmen, Santas, angels, and tree decorations
• Garland and wreaths (both with and without lights)
• Light-up houses, non-lit houses, accessories for villages (people, lamp posts, street signs, etc.)
• Tree skirts, Christmas stockings, table cloths
• Christmas: gift bags, ribbons/bows, candles
• Tons of ornaments, most from 25¢ to $1.00
DATE: 11/06-11/07/26
TIME: 9:00AM-12:00PM
LOCATION:18040 Ridge Meadow Road, Stewartstown PA 17363