Yard Sale August 29

🚨 THE LEGENDARY LISA & RIMA YARD SALE: THE SEQUEL 🚨

Apparently We Still Own 💩

You thought we were done.

WE thought we were done.

We were wrong.

Somehow, despite our previous heroic efforts to rid ourselves of decades of treasures, questionable purchases, forgotten hobbies, emotional-support shopping decisions, and things we were absolutely going to use someday…

THERE IS MORE.

So we're doing it again. 😂

🛍️ TOMORROW MORNING!
📍 219 NE 12 Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33060

7:30-?

Come shop the sequel nobody asked for but apparently our houses desperately needed.

This week's assortment of “Why the **** do we own this?” includes:

👗 Clothes — because apparently we were opening a boutique and forgot to tell anyone
👜 Handbags — enough to suggest somebody had a problem
🍷 Glassware & household stuff — some useful, some decorative, some requiring absolutely no explanation
🗿 Decorative objects, knickknacks, and various things that have been silently judging us from shelves for years
✨ Random treasures we haven't even discovered yet because we're STILL GOING THROUGH ****

And yes, for those following the ongoing saga:

🇫🇷 Our friend has NOT moved to France. Again.

We don't understand it either.

There will be bargains.
There will be treasures.
There will almost certainly be something that makes you pick it up and say, “What the f**k is this?”

We may know.

We may fabricate an answer 🤣

💵 BRING CASH. BRING A FRIEND. BRING LOW EXPECTATIONS AND A LARGE TRUNK!
* Venmo/CashApp/Zelle accepted

Everything needs a new home because clearly ours can no longer be trusted.

⏰ Tomorrow morning — until we get tired, sell everything, or begin questioning our life choices.

Come early for the good stuff.

Come later for the increasingly aggressive negotiations.

Legendary Lisa & Rima Yard Sale II: Apparently We Still Own 💩

🎬 This time, it's personal.