Epic Yard Sale Saturday, August 8 – Davie/ Forest Ridge

EPIC YARD SALE: My Stuff Could Be Your Stuff
Saturday, August 8 | 8:30 AM – 1:00 PM
(or until we emotionally detach from our possessions... lol)

Forest Ridge, Davie
9175 Southern Orchard Road South
Near Pine Island / 595. Look for the driveway that says "bad decisions welcome"

What kind of chaos are we selling?

For the collectors:
Vintage Beatles poster for music dads. Comic & movie posters for your future man cave. Framed Jeff Goldblum poster from The Fly because everyone needs more Goldblum. American Idol People magazine for Y2K nostalgia. Bunny collectibles, because why not. Hockey plaques for when you tell people you’re "into sports." DVDs for the movie enthusiast.

For the plant un-alivers:
Real plants if you’re optimistic. One artificial tree if you’ve accepted your fate.

For the gamers & board game survivors:
Video games, video game displays, Dominos, Legos, and 2 SEALED Monopoly games. We respect your decision to end friendships.

For the adults who have to adult:
Vacuum that actually sucks. Dog crate for your furry escape artist. Router so you can complain about the WiFi faster. Sound bar, office supplies, keyboards, notebook paper, frames. Under pads — no judgment, we all have our thing.

For your glow-up era:
Roller blades for your midlife crisis. Shoes in sizes that assume you have places to be. LED bar sign to make your garage the hottest club in Davie. Sports/outdoor stuff for goals you had in January.

For the people who don’t appreciate nudity:
Plus-size men’s & women’s clothes. Come find the outfit that’ll make your ex regret everything.

For the vibe curators:
Holiday/seasonal stickers, magazines, books, toys, stuffed rabbit, and the legendary Aunt Sandy blanket. It’s seen things. You need it.

House rules:
Don’t knock on the door. We’re pretending we’re not home.
Payment: Cash preferred. Zelle is cool too. Compliments accepted.


See you there — come ready to score deals and question our life choices.