Everything Must Go. (Except The Dog. Dad Tried.)

Wed, Aug 12, 2026 @ 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Thu, Aug 13, 2026 @ 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Fri, Aug 14, 2026 @ 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sat, Aug 15, 2026 @ 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM

At some point, our house quietly transformed into a storage unit with a mortgage.

We've opened closets we forgot existed. We've found things we don't remember buying. There are items were 90% sure belong to us.

So we're doing the only sensible thing:
Selling... pretty much everything.

Treasures. Questionable decisions. Things you didn't know you needed until you see them sitting on a folding table for way less than they're worth. Things like a fine china set, exercise equipment and even homeschool items...and sooooooo many books.

The kids clothes are just $1 each.
Adult clothes are $2 each (unless otherwise marked).

The rest? You'll just have to come see.

Bring cash. Bring a friend. Bring someone who says, You don't need that, because they will absolutely be wrong.

The kids will also be running a lemonade stand, because apparently they heard "garage sale" and immediately started brainstorming additional revenue streams.

As for the dog...
Dad wanted to sell her.
The rest of us voted, and Dad lost.

August 12–15
August 12th: 4pm-7pm
August 13th: 8 am - 5 pm
August 14th: 8am - 5pm
August 15th: 8am - 12pm

Come help us reclaim our garage before it starts charging us rent.