My Hoarding Habits Are Now Your Financial Gain. 🛸

When: Saturday, July 25th | 8:00 AM – 2:00 PM (Do not show up early. I will be in my pajamas, and nobody wants to see that).

Where: 399 Lincoln Avenue – Mars Boro (Literally blocks from the spaceship. If you hit outer space, you went too far).

The rumors are true. I am moving, and I have officially been banned from taking my collection of "highly essential" items with me. My loss is your gain. Come browse through years of abandoned hobbies and impulse purchases.

What is actually here:

Tools: For all those DIY projects you keep telling yourself you'll start next weekend.
Scrapbooking Supplies: Perfect for someone who actually has their life together enough to finish a photo album.
Kitchen Items: Because everyone needs more gadgets they will use exactly once and then store forever.
Storage Bins: Irony at its finest. Buy plastic bins to store the other random junk you buy here.
An Archery Bow & a BB Gun: In case you need to prepare for the local alien invasion or just want to look tough in your backyard.
Household Goods: Various items that I once deemed absolutely necessary for survival, but now refuse to pack into a truck.
A Gazelle T8 Tent: For when you want to sleep in nature but also want to be able to stand up straight. It sets up in like 90 seconds, which is faster than you can pitch an argument with your spouse about buying it.

What is absolutely NOT here:
No clothes.
No shoes.
Do not ask. We are strictly a junk-and-weapons operation this weekend.

Payment: Cash or Venmo.

Come buy this stuff so I don't have to question my life choices while loading a moving truck. Set your alarms. See you tomorrow morning before the good stuff gets hauled off by your neighbors!