🚨 Giant Moving Sale Tomorrow Morning 6/27 (South Austin) 🚨

Everything Must Go!

**Photos shown are only a small portion of what's available**

We are downsizing, and this means all our beloved treasures need new homes faster than I can say "do we really need to pack this?" We aren't looking to get rich; we are looking to lighten the truck. Everything is priced to fly, and we will happily bundle items if you take a bunch off our hands. Bring your truck, your best haggling skills, and take our stuff!

📍 Location: 7409 Elk Pass Drive in South Austin located within the Colorado Crossing neighborhood (Near Burleson & Montopolis)

🗓️ Date & Time: TOMORROW 6/27 (Saturday) from 7:30 AM to 1 PM.

💸 Payment: Venmo, Cash App, or good old-fashioned cash.

🛋️ FURNITURE & STATEMENT PIECES
Antique Mirrored Armoire: Solid wood, a century of secrets, stunning character. Needs a truck and a gym membership to move, but it's a showstopper.

Carved Wood & Wrought Iron Sleigh Bed Frame: Features gorgeous, intricate oak leaf iron detailing. Fancy enough to make your mattress feel underdressed.

Deep, Comfy Loveseat: Perfect for a cozy apartment or game room. Extremely plush. Well-Loved

Home Office Desks & Side Tables: Multiple options for your WFH setup or bedroom.

Tall White Farmhouse Cabinet: Skinny, cute, and holds your chaos.

Wall-Mount Jewelry Cabinet: Organized on the inside, unlike its current owners.

🎨 ART, MIRRORS & DECOR
Pair of 29" Gilded Candlesticks: Baroque, claw-footed, and extremely extra.

Retro Metal Tin Signs: Vintage vibe overload. Featuring Elvis, classic Woody station wagons, pin-ups, and a few humorous ones about whiskey and football.

Textured Glass Oval Mirror: Unique geometric etched border. Plus an additional ornate silver mirror to make your hallway look gainfully employed.

Original Canvases: Genuine one-of-a-kinds, including a swan in a tutu and a teal/gold fluid abstract piece.

Famous Prints: Large Banksy canvases ("Girl with Balloon" & "Flower Thrower"), a framed Tuscan villa oil, and a Van Gogh print.

Black Collage Photo Frame: Holds 9 photos of people you tolerate.

Lamps: Various styles, including a floral table lamp with a tiny painted bird on it.

🔌 ELECTRONICS & APPLIANCES
Audio-Technica AT-LP120-USB Turntable: Super nice, professional-grade. Spins and digitizes your vinyl.

TVs & Computer Monitors: Upgrade your screen setup on the cheap (includes an LG 32" TV).

Classic Keurig: For your immediate morning caffeine needs. Tested, Deep-Cleaned & Descaled! Works Great!

🪑 OUTDOOR & MISC. TRINKETS
Pair of Gray Adirondack Chairs: Features built-in slide-out cup holders because relaxing requires beverage support.

The "Chaos Tables": TONS of random trinkets, kitchenware, decorative items, and things we forgot we owned. Perfect for digging.

Be Nice to the Neighbors: Please park responsibly on the street when you arrive.

Early Birds: If you show up earlier than 7:30 AM, we will still be in our pajamas, but we will probably still take your money.

Help us move less stuff. Come make a deal!