🚗💥 Huge Garage Sale / Yard Sale – The Toc Sale (Ton Of Chit!) 💥

The moment has finally arrived.
The garage can’t hold it, the attic’s full, and even the closets have started whispering, “Please… stop.”

I woke up the other morning trying to pick a coffee cup out of forty-seven options — and as I wandered around my palatial estate, I thought:
“Good God… I’ve got a TON of CHIT I don’t use!”

So at 7AM sharp this Saturday, the gates swing open for the TOC SALE (Ton of Chit) — a monumental purge of forgotten treasures, bad ideas, and “had to have it” gadgets.
The prices are INSANE, because I don’t want to make money — I want to make space!

💥 JUST SOME OF THE THINGS YOU’LL FIND:

2500W 8-Channel PA/Bluetooth Sound System

Oculus VR Headset

Pop-Up Hunting Blinds & Tents

Complete Camping Setup (stoves, pots, pans, lighting — the works)

Whole-Home Wi-Fi Mesh System

Routers, Extenders & Outdoor PA System

Home Decorations

Fancy Glass-Beaded Dress

Expensive Shoes for Cheap

Mini Fridges & Microwaves

Wood Chipper

Ceramic Tile

Add-On Bidet for Your Toilet (feel fancy, stay fresh)

Redneck Air Conditioner

Tools! Rough-In Nailer, Brad Nailer, Finish Nailer, Airbrush Set, Paint Gun/Sprayer & Chalk Paint

Random Electronics

Cool Chit & Fun Chit

And honestly… More Chit Than I Can List!

💵 EVERYTHING PRICED TO MOVE! 💵
Prices are INSANE — because I don’t want to make money, I want to make space!
(Well… making a little money is okay too.)

We’ll take Cash and Venmo — but BS walks.
So grab your coffee, your truck keys, and your sense of humor — because this chit’s going FAST!

And just to be clear — I’m done looking. I’ve officially run out of room in the garage.

🪧 THE TOC SALE (Ton of Chit)
HUGE GARAGE SALE / YARD SALE
📍 604 SE James Ct, Lee’s Summit, MO 64063
🗓 Saturday, October 11th, 2025 — Opens 7AM Sharp
Because my loss… is your chit.