Super Ginormous Indoor Moving Sale!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen! Boys & Girls! Come One, Come All! You are cordially invited to a Super Ginormous Hoarders Paradise INDOOR Moving Sale!

Come join us, soak up the AC andd SHOP!!! Saturday, October 4th from 7 a.m. until 12-ish??? at 17218 White Mangrove Drive Wimauma, Florida 33598

We are preparing to close on our home and are selling everything in it so we can travel the globe for a few years before our knees give out, and we get senile! So, look for more upcoming garage sales in the very near future but until then...

Ask yourself, is it fate? (YEP!) Is there a glorious pile of junk out there somewhere thinking of you too? (Absolutely!) Well then, tighten up your bra straps and hold onto your dentures Ethel, because it’s going to be a wild ride! We have all the stuff that you never knew you always wanted! Endless treasures await you! Take a look at the list below to see the highlights.

Oh yeah, Early birds will be shot on sight and thrown to the gator in the pond out back......unless of course you bring me a big ol’ cup of Dunkin’ coffee! Hey, suck it up buttercup because I NEED CAFFEINE!


*No dentures or bra straps were harmed during the commission of this ad

Here’s just some of what
you can expect to find:


An obscene amount of craft supplies and a fabric stash (because SOMEONE needs extensive shock therapy and perhaps a cocktail of strong meds??)
Lots of Home Decor.....some of it is real BOUGEE because it’s my sister’s and that’s how she rolls.
Tools and Auto stuff & lots of “MAN” stuff/electric hand tools/pressure washers/etc.
Gas grill with tank
Furniture
Lamps/Lighting
2016 Silver Toyota Tacoma Truck
Lots of Latex & Acrylic paint/Faux finish paint tools & books/Tons of other paint supplies
A number of antique & collectable pieces
Lots of empty storage containers/drawers/baskets
Lawn & Garden tools & supplies/flowerpots, etc.
Adult clothes, shoes, purses, totes & jewelry
Men’s & Women’s Halloween Costumes with props
Children & Baby/Toddler clothes, shoes & toys
Kitchen Stuff & Small Appliances
Party & Event Supplies & Equipment
Cleaning Equipment & Chemicals
Beach & Pool Stuff/Large floats. **One float used to be a Mermaid but the kids punched a hole in her tail. I cut it off so now she identifies as a Mer-Man. Let’s all be sensitive and respectful! ☺