Boo!!!…You Turkeys! Yard Sale!

BOO!!!…you turkeys! It’s time for a HOLIDAY/SEASONAL garage sale! Please note the politically correct “inclusiveness” of this sale. For you pre-Trump “WOKIES” we’ve included all sorts of things for a variety of different WINTER and FALL occasions. (We’ll do the same during the warmer half of the year! Certainly don’t want the warmer months to feel discriminated against, right? HEY, THAT’S SEASONAL—NOT DISCRIMINATORY!)😂 {See, I can play that silly WOKE word game, too!}

Anyway, we have some nice Halloween, Thanksgiving, Fall and Winter stuff. AND we have TCHOTCHKES! It means “trinkets”—I looked it up!!!🤣

The sale is this weekend (Friday, 09/26 and Saturday, 09/27 from 9:00AM-1PM)) at 18040 Ridge Meadow Road, Stewartstown, PA 17363. This is a “rain or shine” event since most merchandise will be in our “big building.”


We Have:

PUMPKINS, PUMPKINS, PUMPKINS! (XXL, XL, Medium, Small) {These pumpkins aren’t for making pumpkin pie because they’re all FAKE and what they’re made of just isn’t all that tasty}

Halloween: Decorations, costume parts (wigs, capes, etc.), makeup, Halloween costume jewelry, candles, flags & Halloween yard signs, ghosts, Halloween light-ups and home decor, cobwebs (Yep, I’ve finally cleaned out my man cave!😂)

Fall Items: Thanksgiving decorations, dishes/platters, wreaths, baskets, scarecrows, garland, skeletons,

Miscellaneous: Heaters, blankets, comforters, hats, gloves, wreaths, sleeping bags, PUNCH BOWLS, televisions, wine fridge!

Everything at our sale is sold in “quarter increments” and we have batches and batches of 25₵ items!

DON’T BOTHER: Asking what something costs or what size it is or how many ghosts it takes to fill a coffin or even how many puke green M&Ms are in a 62 oz. container of M&M Ghoul’s Mix Peanut jar. But, out of the goodness of my heart I’ll answer those last two questions for you:

*GHOSTS CAN’T FILL A COFFIN—THEY’RE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
*I DON’T KNOW BUT I SURE LOVE M&MS PEANUT CANDIES OF ANY COLOR!😂

Otherwise, if ya wanna know, ya gotta go…from your house to ours to get answers to your burning questions!

LOCATION:

18040 Ridge Meadow Road,
Stewartstown, PA 17363

Dates:
Friday, 09/26/25 (9:00AM-1:00PM)
Saturday, 09/27/25 (9:00AM-1:00PM)