🎉 The Yard Sale Of The Century (Or At Least This Saturday Morning)! 🎉

🕗 8:00 AM sharp – 12:00 PM (that’s it, folks — at noon we vanish like a magician’s rabbit!)

Come early, shop hard, and walk away with treasures you didn’t even know you needed but absolutely can’t live without.

Here’s just a teaser of what we’re offering (trust us, there’s so much more):

✨ Home & Entertaining Goodies
   •   Lots of silk florals (your home will thank you)
   •   Acrylic ice buckets – chill in style!
   •   Acrylic tiered catering displays – make your next party look like Martha Stewart showed up.
   •   40 white dishes + sets of 40 silverware – enough to feed an army (or at least your in-laws).
   •   White rectangular tablecloths – classy and crisp.
   •   Dozens of white chargers with floral inlays – so pretty you’ll want to eat dinner twice.
   •   Serving utensils, large glass vases, and clear glass vases – basically, banquet hall chic for yard sale prices.

🎨 Creative Zone
   •   Brand new rotating cake stands – your masterpiece deserves a spin.
   •   Brand new acrylic paint sets – unleash your inner Picasso.
   •   Multiple brand new packs of paintbrushes – every size, ready to create.
   •   Brand new palettes + dozens of 8x10 stretched canvases – make art happen.

🛠️ Random (but Awesome) Finds
   •   Restaurant A-frame vinyl sign holders – shout your message to the world.
   •   Gold pole sign holders – fancy up your signs.
   •   Several dozen tiny light blue glass bud vases – perfect for weddings or just making Tuesday feel special.
   •   Dozens of brand new pegboard clipboards – organize your chaos.
   •   Half-used helium tank – balloons will fly… for a while.
   •   Gray rolling office chair – the throne of productivity.

💡 And remember: many of these items are brand new or barely used. This is not your grandma’s dusty attic sale (unless your grandma was a professional event planner with a serious love of acrylic).

👉 Pro tip: Get there at 8:00 AM sharp for the best selection. By 12:01, it’s all packed up and gone!