🛠️ The Most Unnecessarily Epic Garage Sale In Austin

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One Day Only — This Saturday @ 7:30 AM Sharp
Cash or Apple Pay / Apple Cash ONLY. Strictly.

You ever walk into a garage sale and feel like you just discovered a secret museum curated by a retired set designer, a Mad Men art director, and a guy who definitely used to repair televisions in 1964?

This is that sale.

We’re offloading decades of weird, wonderful, valuable, and slightly haunted treasures, including:

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🎬 VINTAGE SIGNAGE & SHOP RELICS
• GIANT “TELEVISION” sign – full word, full metal, full drama
• Vintage ZENITH lightning bolt sign – actual thunder not included
• Katz’s Deli & Bar FREE PARKING sign – Austin nostalgia with rust and charm
• Metal “Sanaco” light meter in leather case – for film geeks or weird little altars

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💡 MID-CENTURY MODERN GOLD
• Two Nelson-style pendant lamps – one UFO, one tulip, both amazing
• Atomic-era glider bench – creaky, charming, and still glides
• Philippe Starck-style yellow bubble sofa & chair – bright, bold, unapologetic
• Vintage file cabinet side table – rustic, industrial, still smells like secrets

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📸 CAMERA & FILM NERD BAIT
• Minolta SRT-101 35mm film camera w/ Rokkor lens – dusty but dignified
• Movie props – real ones. From real productions. We’re not saying which productions, but you’ll feel cooler owning them.

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🎨 ART, TRASH, FOLK, AND FOUND
• Paint-by-numbers: elk, ballerinas, crucifixions, clowns
• Portraits of strangers. Some serious. Some slightly cursed.
• A baby devil cutout, hand-painted, possibly possessed
• Enamelware, Asian prints, outsider art, and just enough faded mystery to make you wonder if this garage sale is actually an art installation

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🧸 WILD CARD ZONE
• Vintage spring horse ride-on toy – yellow, rusty, bouncy
• Rare books – old, obscure, maybe scandalous
• Barstools, lamps, storage bins, broken candelabras (3–4 ft tall, extra goth)
• Random bins of parts, decor, tools, hardware, and the occasional emotional breakdown

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📍 ADDRESS: [Insert yours here]
📆 SATURDAY ONLY – 7:30 AM SHARP until we’re sunburned and delirious
💸 Payment: Cash or Apple Pay/Apple Cash ONLY – no Venmo, no checks, no trades for vibes