Absurdly Random Yard Sale – Come Get This Stuff Before I Snap

What’s for sale? Everything. And also… nothing that makes sense together.

This yard sale has the energy of a clearance aisle at HomeGoods and the chaos of a late-night Amazon binge. Here’s a taste:

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🛠 House Stuff Galore
• Brand-new sinks
• Fancy light fixtures
• A mirror worthy of a Disney villain
• Half-assembled things with “potential”
• Tupperware containers for all your leftovers and secrets

🪑 Furniture & Creature Comforts
• Side tables, ottomans, shelving, and maybe a chair that isn’t cursed

🍳 Kitchen & Home Essentials
• Appliances you didn’t know you needed
• Kitchen gadgets still in boxes
• Organization things for your “new life” that never started

🐶 Pet Accessories
• Giant pet beds
• A stroller… for a dog? Or maybe for your emotional baggage

🎁 Mystery Boxes & “Why Not?” Deals
• Random stuff that might turn you into a DIY influencer

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🔥 PRICED TO MOVE – OR BARELY PRICED AT ALL

We’re decluttering. You’re furnishing your life. It’s a win-win.

💸 Cash/Venmo/Zelle
😎 Cool attitudes only. Lowballers welcome—but we’ll roast you.

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COME EARLY. LEAVE WITH SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T PLAN FOR.
Because Target doesn’t sell this kind of chaos.