🛒 The “Wtf Is All This?” Yard Sale – One Man’S Chaos, Another Man’S Treasure 🛒

📍 1701 Valmora Street
📅 Sat/Sun 8:30 - 12:00 PM
⛱️ Now fully shaded under a canopy in the side yard – shop without melting!

If you’ve ever wanted to walk into a garage sale and leave saying, “I didn’t know I needed that, but now I can’t live without it” — THIS IS THAT SALE.

We’ve got:
• 🍳 Kitchen gadgets & cookware – some still in boxes, some probably smarter than you.
• 🧼 Household goods – Lamps, lighting fixtures, mirrors, home décor, etc.
• 🍱 Storage containers amiss – a Tupperware lover’s fever dream of randomness
• 🪑 Furniture & seating – including bar stools and mystery chairs.
• 🛠️ Home improvement items – new sinks, bathroom lighting, and all the fix-it dreams you’ve been putting off.
• 🐶 Pet stuff – beds, carriers, random cuteness.
• 🎯 Odds, ends, and “what even is that?” stuff – from new-in-box to vintage to possibly haunted.

💬 Come prepared to haggle, laugh, and find treasure in chaos. You won’t leave empty-handed (unless you run).

📸 Pics don’t do it justice but check them out anyway.
🔔 Early birds welcome… but if you knock before coffee, we can’t be held responsible for sarcasm.