The "We Swear We're Not Hoarders, Just Sentimental" Garage Sale!

Get ready to liberate some truly magnificent, previously cherished items from our humble abode to yours!
What's on offer, you ask? Oh, only the finest in pre-loved treasures, including:

• A Loveseat: Because who needs personal space when you have shared seating? Perfect for awkward first dates or intense cuddle sessions with your cat.
• The Trinity of Chairs: A disc chair (for channeling your inner Zen master), an office chair (guaranteed to make your work-from-home setup marginally less depressing), and a kitchen chair (it's a chair, it goes in a kitchen, what more do you need?).
• Storage Baskets: For all the things you don't know what to do with but refuse to throw away.
• Throw Pillows & Blankets: Because sometimes you just need to add another layer of soft, decorative mystery to your couch.
• Decor: Prepare to be amazed by items that once brought us joy and will now...be in your house instead!
• Arts & Crafts Supplies: Did you start a new hobby during lockdown and then immediately abandon it? So did we! Now you can benefit from our fleeting enthusiasm.
• Party Supplies: For when you finally decide to host that party you've been putting off for five years. They've been waiting patiently for you.
• Dress Form & Vintage Sewing Table: For the aspiring fashionista or the person who just wants to stare at a headless mannequin in their living room. No judgment.
• Men's & Women's Clothing: Gently used, lightly judged, ready for a new life outside our closet.
• CDs & DVDs: Remember these? Relive the glory days of physical media! We promise some of them even still play. BSB 4-eva!
• And So Much More! (Because we honestly haven't unearthed everything yet, and we're tired.)
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Why buy from us? Because our loss is your opportunity to acquire slightly dusty, well-loved items at prices so low, you'll wonder if we actually want money (we do, we really do).

Come prepared to haggle, laugh, and maybe even find that one thing you didn't know you needed but now absolutely cannot live without. We accept cash and Zelle.

Where: 155 Donner Dr, Vacaville CA (on the corner of Donner and Almanor)

When: Saturday, May 31, 2025 from 8:00am-12:00pm

**Early shoppers will be turned away and ridiculed mercilessly**

Don't miss out on this unparalleled opportunity to furnish your home with our former belongings! We're practically giving them away. (Seriously, please take them.)