🚨 Not Your Average Yard Sale 🚨Sun & Mon 8 - Dark

We've got some great junk that's not junk. Some high quality crap. You just gotta see!

Come for the deals, stay because you tripped over a rake and now you're emotionally invested.

We’re clearing out treasures (yes, actual good stuff — no moldy Tupperware, broken printers, or haunted porcelain dolls... this time).

✅NEW IN BOX ITEMS!
✅ Kids items, GAMES, TOYS and more!
✅ Furniture that says “I have taste”
✅ Kitchen gadgets that probably won’t judge you (Keurigs, Nespressos, Insta Pot brand, etc)
✅ Men's Suits and Dress Clothes (ask if they aren't out, we are trying to keep them clean)
✅ Games, books, and mysterious cords we swear go to something valuable
✅ Electronics, Drones, Scooters, all new or like new condition!!

Cash, good vibes, and dad jokes welcome.
Early birds get the worm — or at least first dibs on the name brands!
No holds, no drama, no weird vibes — just deals and corny puns.

Lemonade sold separately by the crumbsnatchers.