Garage Sale Of The Century (Or At Least Of The Weekend)

Garage Sale of the Century (or at least the weekend)**
**Saturday @ 9AM | Part of North Plains Day Sales Extravaganza!**

We’re vintage dealers, which means we collect cool old stuff *on purpose.* But now the hoard has taken over and our garage has filed for squatter's rights. It's time to downsize before we end up on a reality show.

What you'll find:
- Household goods (some modern, some vintage, none cursed—probably)
- Kids toys (some noisy, some nostalgic, all previously loved)
- Holiday decor (because Halloween and Christmas had a decorating duel and BOTH won)
- A real, actual Victrola (for when Bluetooth just isn’t dramatic enough)
- Plus way more stuff we forgot we even had until we tried to walk through the garage

Prices so low, even your inner minimalist will be tempted.

**Where:** Follow the signs and the sound of us yelling “Just make an offer!” (Address will be listed later)
**When:** 9AM sharp — not 8:59, not 9:01. We’re serious. There’s caffeine involved.

Come treasure hunt and help us make room for… well, more stuff eventually.